I don't care if you're contagious

I don't care if you're contagious I'm Tessa, Tess to some, about a handful of people. WARNING: I WILL post anything.

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animal-factbook:

This is me when no one shows up to my birthday party…

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one-curly-spider-boi:

thefandomlifenerd:

The dead sea is less salty 😂😂

He’s just a kid, he can fall over”

iM WHEEZING

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imastrotrash:

ahight-on:

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👁 👁+

G-DRAGON in PARIS 2014

✔by me

rip my ult bias looking like a perfect snack

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teaccups:

somecutething:

Again! Again!

@sleepyanimeprincess

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magical-shitposts:

Harry Potter is completely unrealistic because no one ever asked to try on Harry’s glasses.

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bilarke:

not-close-to-straight:

dutchster:

Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)

This makes me so happy omg

@moprocrastinates

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probably-voldemort:

My sister was being interviewed for the school paper before her basketball game and they asked if her number (14) had any significance and why did she pick it and she said “Yeah, I picked it cause it’s Troy Bolton’s number and it helps me keep my head in the game.”

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thesylverlining:

acroamatica:

thesylverlining:

stuffmikeclicked:

notglacier:

you know this fucking tune

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

are you SHITTING ME. This is one of those posts that makes you question your worldview a little bit, tbh

okay, not quite. not quite. but the truth is better.

the original tune is not this. the original tune is, however, public domain, so they’re not wrong. it’s francisco tárrega’s gran vals - check 0:12.

but THIS, what he’s playing, is the Valse Irritation d’après Nokia, also known as the ringtone waltz, written by Marc-André Hamelin, who is a terrific canadian pianist and who wrote this as a snap reaction to having people’s fucking cellphones go off at concerts.

here’s hamelin talking about it. and playing it himself.

and the instant i first heard the valse irritation, you know what i had to do, immediately, and what at least three other people i know also did?

of course we made it our ringtone, didn’t we. because humans.

holy shit this keeps getting better

unabashedlybi:
“ heauxsettastoned:
“ parthenogenon:
“ blackswallowtailbutterfly:
“ 10knotes:
“ This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts.
This is brilliant
”
This is very good.
”
This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully...

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unabashedlybi:

heauxsettastoned:

parthenogenon:

blackswallowtailbutterfly:

10knotes:

This regenerative candle creates a new candle as it melts. 

This is brilliant

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

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mr-paul1ng:

ruffaled:

mishasminions:

THANOS OUT HERE STEALING HEARTS, BEING A TRUE VILLAIN

Someone take away his Instagram. Please.

How the fuck is this guy better at memes than everyone on this site

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